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Pet death

My step-auntie Carol had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Pebbles eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡

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