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Pet death

My step-auntie Carol had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Princess eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡

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