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Pet death

My step-auntie Carol had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Dixie eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦

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