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Pet death

My step-auntie Carol had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Geoffrey eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮

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