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Pet death

My step-auntie Carol had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Peanut eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡

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