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Pet death

My step-auntie Carol had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Stella eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯

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