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Pet death

My step-auntie Carol had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Rufus eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊

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