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Pet death

My step-auntie Carol had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Thor eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗

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