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Pet death

My step-auntie Carol had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Jelly eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃

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