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Pet death

My step-auntie Carol had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Professor Sparkles eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍

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