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Pet death

My step-auntie Carol had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Rt Hon Sparkles eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊

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