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Pet death

My step-auntie Carol had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Dr Sparkles eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡

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