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Pet death

My step-auntie Carol had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Ms Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡

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