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Pet death

My step-auntie Carol had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Mrs Sparkles eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊

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