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Pet death

My step-auntie Carol had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Simpkins eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗

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