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Pet death

My step-auntie Carol had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Jenkins eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦

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