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Pet death

My step-auntie Carol had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Tinkerbell eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺

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