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Pet death

My step-auntie Carol had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Maggie eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮

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