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Pet death

My step-auntie Carol had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Professor Cuddles eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡

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