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Pet death

My step-auntie Carol had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Rt Hon Cuddles eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊

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