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Pet death

My step-auntie Carol had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Dr Cuddles eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃

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