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Pet death

My step-auntie Carol had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Miss Cuddles eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮

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