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Pet death

My step-auntie Carol had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Ms Cuddles eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛

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