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Pet death

My step-auntie Carol had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Mrs Cuddles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦

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