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Pet death

My step-auntie Carol had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Mr Cuddles eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡

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