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Pet death

My step-auntie Carol had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Toby eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍

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