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Pet death

My step-auntie Carol had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Millie eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡

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