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Pet death

My step-auntie Carol had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Lola eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏

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