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Pet death

My step-auntie Carol had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Teddy eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁

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