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Pet death

My step-auntie Carol had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Daisy eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃

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