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Pet death

My step-auntie Carol had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Professor Stink eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗

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