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Pet death

My step-auntie Carol had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Dr Stink eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺

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