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Pet death

My step-auntie Carol had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Miss Stink eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡

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