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Pet death

My step-auntie Carol had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Ms Stink eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃

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