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Pet death

My step-auntie Carol had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Mr Stink eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛

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