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Pet death

My step-auntie Carol had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Molly eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘

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