Sorry I'm late today

Pet death

My step-auntie Carol had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Bella eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮

Privacy policy. This silliness was made by Dan.