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Pet death

My step-auntie Carol had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Bella eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍

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