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Pet death

My step-auntie Carol had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Pennywise eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗

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