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Pet death

My step-auntie Carol had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Smeagol eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯

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