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Pet death

My step-auntie Carol had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Smeagol eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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