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Pet death

My step-auntie Carol had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Akira eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛

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