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Pet death

My step-auntie Carol had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Pebbles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯

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