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Pet death

My step-auntie Carol had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Pebbles eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁

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