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Pet death

My step-auntie Carol had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Roxy eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮

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