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Pet death

My step-auntie Carol had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Princess eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡

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