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Pet death

My step-auntie Carol had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Princess eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡

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