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Pet death

My step-auntie Carol had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Geoffrey eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮

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