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Pet death

My step-auntie Carol had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Missy eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺

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