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Pet death

My step-auntie Carol had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Peanut eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛

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