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Pet death

My step-auntie Carol had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Peanut eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘

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