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Pet death

My step-auntie Carol had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Gus eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊

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