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Pet death

My step-auntie Carol had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Champ eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘

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