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Pet death

My step-auntie Carol had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Sparky eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦

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