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Pet death

My step-auntie Carol had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Zeus eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡

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